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New Japanese pants store your balls in a pouch and your penis pointing upwards to let it breathe

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New Japanese pants store your penis pointing upwards to let it 'breathe'
(Picture: Jam Press/Metro.co.uk)

Upon which side does your penis hang when youre wearing trousers?

Its not a decision to be taken lightly.

But what if you throw a curveball into proceedings, and choose not to let your little (or big, sorry) buddy hang down on either side, but instead store it pointing upwards, towards your belly button?

Thats a solution proposed by a new pair of Japanese underwear being sold on Amazon.

The pants advertise independent space for your penis, with breathable fabric and special designated sections for your shaft and balls.

Pics from Jam Press/// These pants prove you have been storing your penis wrong your whole life - badly translated advert is causing a stir on social media If you are looking for some ?Independent space? for your penis (this is the category this underwear falls under on Amazon) then look no further! These brilliant boxers offer some breathable fabric - to avoid what looks like steam coming out of of the penis in one picture - and separate space for your meat and two veg to hang out in. With diagrams and pictures explaining all about the ?penile scrotum hygiene positions? the revolutionary underwear costs just ?7-?11 and, has become quite a talking point on social media with over 9k people liking the tweet by comic writer Kate Leth. The tweet provoked some hilarious comments to the advert.
(Picture: Jam Press)

The diagrams may look confusing, but the pants are simple.

You position your penis in one slot, so its pointing upwards and has room to breathe (we think thats shown by the steam rising out of the penis), and your testicles go in a little pouch.

Pics from Jam Press/// These pants prove you have been storing your penis wrong your whole life - badly translated advert is causing a stir on social media If you are looking for some ?Independent space? for your penis (this is the category this underwear falls under on Amazon) then look no further! These brilliant boxers offer some breathable fabric - to avoid what looks like steam coming out of of the penis in one picture - and separate space for your meat and two veg to hang out in. With diagrams and pictures explaining all about the ?penile scrotum hygiene positions? the revolutionary underwear costs just ?7-?11 and, has become quite a talking point on social media with over 9k people liking the tweet by comic writer Kate Leth. The tweet provoked some hilarious comments to the advert.
No extrusion pollution here. (Picture: Jam Press)

Theyre made by Yiwa, who claim their unique scrotum and penis separation design makes you feel more comfortable, while also ensuring the genitals dont sit in their own sweat. Lovely.

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Fashion and sexy, reads the Amazon description. Perfect gift for boyfriend or husband.

The pants are also described as sexy and seductive, so be prepared: You might see some IRL if guys are easily swayed by online advertising.

Pics from Jam Press/// These pants prove you have been storing your penis wrong your whole life - badly translated advert is causing a stir on social media If you are looking for some ?Independent space? for your penis (this is the category this underwear falls under on Amazon) then look no further! These brilliant boxers offer some breathable fabric - to avoid what looks like steam coming out of of the penis in one picture - and separate space for your meat and two veg to hang out in. With diagrams and pictures explaining all about the ?penile scrotum hygiene positions? the revolutionary underwear costs just ?7-?11 and, has become quite a talking point on social media with over 9k people liking the tweet by comic writer Kate Leth. The tweet provoked some hilarious comments to the advert.
(Picture: Jam Press)

The stylish underwear came to everyones attention thanks to Kate Leth, whose tweet of a badly worded ad for the pants has been retweeted thousands of times.

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The ad includes such gems as not abrasion scrotum (sounds pleasant), scrotum cooling, and does not bend.

If you fancy buying your own, the pants range in price from £5 to £11 on Amazon. Enjoy your new uprightly stored penis.

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