You can now spread pornstar martini all over your toast

You can now spread pornstar martini all over your toast
(Picture: Firebox)

You can now spread pornstar martini on your toast and we dont think theres any better way to start the day.

Firebox has just started selling a passionfruit and vodka marmalade, for those who fancy an extra kick at breakfast time.

The marmalade does actually include real vodka. Its not just a flavouring.

The product description says: Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence.

Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.

Spread it, drink it, bake with it, lick it, spoon it, swallow it, sensually smear it over your lover*… hey, theres a reason its called passionfruit!

Currently, the award winning marmalade is selling for £9.99, alongside some other boozy spreads – including gin marmalade, which goes very well in a cucumber sandwich.

You Can Now Get Spreadable Pornstar Martini For The Best Brekkie Ever
(Picture: Firebox)

Theres also beer spread, which contains 40% beer and possesses a sticky yet smooth texture and an irresistible hoppy scent.

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Finally, theres also spreadable whisky, which is rich and malty, and perfect on toast, or with Roquefort cheese and crackers.

Like the passionfruit martini, these alcoholic spreads are also £9.99 each – and so if you fancy buying them all, theyll make the perfect gift for anyone who wants to get boozy in the morning.

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